DJ BJ; PPV; Game Off; Snooki: WWE Star; Calhoun Speech?

DJ BJ
DJ Mister Cee, a Hot 97 deejay, was busted for having oral sex in his car - WITH A DUDE!  He currently (I guess) hosts the "Throwback at Noon" and was on the air as recently as today.  The radio station manager said the allegations against him are not true.  Innocent until proven guilty?  I say guilty until proven innocent.

PPV
Since I've been getting some laughs out of some of you regarding the porn titles on PPV - or iN1 92 and iN1 93 - I will continue the trend.  Here's some clever movie titles from some big named originals:
Add Momma to the Train - not about an actual locomotive
Saturday Night Beaver - I don't think Amy Poehler or Andy Samburg are featured in this one
Ass Ventura: Crack Detective - Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!

Game Off
Today's game has been cancelled on account of rain and not having a tarp.  I don't think it's even raining out there now but the one hour of heavy rain did our field in.  We have only a mound tarp and a plate tarp, and because all the local yokels play on our field when we're not out there and push around puddles to accomodate their games, our field has some low spots where the water just accumulates and pools up.

Sure, the plate is OK (a little mushy) and the mound is fine (the dirt polymer we built it out of just allows the water to bead up and run off).  But the infield surface is shitty and soft.

Snooki: WWE Star
Check out this move in case you missed Wrestlemania on Sunday night.  Pretty impressive for a little troll to get across the ring and look somewhat athletic.

Calhoun Speech?
This was the pre-game speech to a national championship game?  There was no enthusiasm, no intensity, no nothing.  The game was awful too - besides the fact that they turned it on a little bit in the second half.  I heard the speech from the semifinal game, and it was uninspiring as well. 

Take nothing away from what this guy does on the court during games and in practice - it obviously works.  He's got three national championships to his credit, joining a short list of coaches with that accomplishment - John Wooden (10), Mike Krzyzewski and Adolph Rupp (4), and Bobby Knight (3).  Pretty impressive.