Charlie Sheen Mocks 'Sweetheart' Ashton Kutcher

Charlie Sheen has broken his silence about being replaced by Ashton Kutcher. Guess what? It's not profanity-laced! The axed 'Two and a Half Men' star told TMZ that "Kutcher is a sweetheart

and a brilliant comedic performer ... Oh wait, so am I!!"

"Enjoy the show America," Sheen said. "Enjoy seeing a 2.0 in the demo every Monday, WB." The "2.0" is in reference to the Nielsen demographic rating, which Sheen seems to think will slip now that he's no longer with the show.

"Enjoy planet Chuck, Ashton," Sheen told the gossip site in reference to 'Men' creator Chuck Lorre. "There is no air, laughter, loyalty, or love there."

Sheen's last public communication with Lorre was a letter ripping the executive producer's plans for rebooting 'Men.'

"My fans may tune in for a minute, but at the end of the day, no one cares about your feeble show without me," Sheen said in the profanity-filled letter. "Shame on you. Not even a phone call to the man that put you on the map. The man that put 500 million dollars in your pockets."

"I can't wait to get to work with this ridiculously talented '2.5' team and I believe we can fill the stage with laughter that will echo in viewers' homes," Kutcher said in a statement. "I can't replace Charlie Sheen but I'm going to work my a** off to entertain the hell out of people!"

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Ashton Kutcher to Replace Charlie Sheen on 'Two and a Half Men'

After months of much speculation, Charlie Sheen's 'Two and a Half Men' replacement has finally been selected and it's not Hugh Grant. CBS and Warner Bros. Television confirmed on Friday that

Ashton Kutcher has landed the plum role of the lead star in CBS's comedy hit.

"I can't wait to get to work with this ridiculously talented 2.5 team and I believe we can fill the stage with laughter that will echo in viewers' homes," Kutcher said in press release about the move. "I can't replace Charlie Sheen but I'm going to work my ass off to entertain the hell out of people!"

Chuck Lorre, creator and executive producer of the show, also chimed with praise for the film and TV star. "We are so lucky to have someone as talented, joyful and just plain remarkable as Ashton joining our family," Lorre said in the CBS-Warner Bros' annnouncement. "Added to that is the deep sigh of relief knowing that our family stays together. If I was any happier, it'd be illegal."

The Hollywood Reporter was first to report the casting on Thursday night. Sources also said Kutcher is set to get a "huge payday" for joining the show, but no word on the actual amount. According to TMZ sources, Kutcher will be making between $625,000 - $900,000 per episode. Sheen's base salary was $1.25 million an episode.

Kutcher added fuel to the casting fire Thursday night, when he cryptically tweeted, "What's the square root of 6.25?" The answer, it turns out, is 2.5.

In the casting announcement, WB TV boss Peter Roth called Kutcher a "big-time talent whose unique style will blend seamlessly with Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones and the rest of this terrific ensemble."

'Two and a Half Men' producer and Charlie Sheen-nemesis, Chuck Lorre, has reportedly put together a clever storyline for Kutcher. "It's really funny," one source said. "People are going to love it."

The role will mark Kutcher's first regular series acting gig since his star-making turn on 'That 70's Show.' The 33-year-old actor has been doing movies and executive producing TV shows like MTV's 'Punk'd' since the FOX series ended in 2006.

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Charlie Sheen and Snoop Dogg's 'Winning' Collaboration (VIDEO)

It's only a matter of time before Charlie Sheen's face is plastered next to the word 'winning' in the dictionary -- but for now, he'll just have to settle for a 'Winning' musical collaboration with Snoop Dogg.

Although the entire song will not premiere in full until it drops on iTunes tonight at midnight, E! Online has the warlock and the Dogg's video preview of the musical snack -- and we have a feeling with the amount of puff puff pass going on in the video, some literal snacks were involved in the making of the video as well.

Sheen debuted the collaboration with Snoop and Filter guitarist, Rob Patterson, at the Detroit stop for his 'Violent Torpedo of Truth' tour last month but after being booed off the stage, he ripped the video from the majority of his latter national appearances.

"Well, the genesis of the song is about, you know, winning," Sheen told E! "I think Snoop did a really good job at kind of encapsulating the whole vibe of, you know, the movement."

But the single won't only further catapult Sheen into winning warlock status, it will also help victims of the tornadoes that hit the South last month -- a portion of the proceeds from 'Winning' will be donated to Sheen's 'Torpedos Against Tornados' initiative.

Although the jury is still out on whether 'Winning' will be an actual success, Sheen is counting his tour as one for the maniacal.

"Overall as a grade on this as a team I think we went 17 [wins] and 4 [losses]," Sheen said. "I know there's a couple in there that felt sorta phoned in but gave me the inspiration for the following night when it was all passion and lunacy."

'Passion and Lunacy' -- we couldn't have said it better.

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Charlie Sheen: Kelly Preston Shot Herself in 1990 Incident

It was the shot heard round the world more than 20 years ago when it hit newswires that Charlie Sheen had accidentally shot, then, fiancée, Kelly Preston. But now, Sheen is changing his story.

According to TMZ, during his live 'My Violent Torpedo of Truth,' show in Vancouver, he said that Preston shot herself.

In fact, Sheen wasn't even in the same room as Preston when the shot was fired, he was downstairs drinking coffee. As the ex-'Two and a Half Men' star tells it, Preston picked up a pair of his pants from which a concealed revolver fell to the bathroom floor and discharged before the bullet or shrapnel ricocheted from the toilet and into Preston.

Quite an intricate story for someone who wasn't there, no? But Sheen says the next thing he knew, Preston was standing at the top of their stairs, naked and covered in blood.

So why take the bullet for the bullet? According to TMZ, Sheen said he knew he would be blamed for it anyway.

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Justin Bieber Dubs Charlie Sheen the 'Most Influential' Person in the World

What do you get when you combine Bieber Fever and Tiger Blood? A “winning” collaboration. No, Justin Bieber is not hopping on Charlie Sheen’s “Torpedo of Truth” Tour, as he is busy on his own

World Tour. However, the 17-year-old singing sensation does support Charlie and his influence on today’s society.

Justin was asked by Time magazine who he thinks is the most influential person in the world right now.

His response, via NY Post, “[It] has got to be Charlie Sheen. He’s got a million followers in one day on Twitter. And… I’ve never seen that happen before. Plus, he’s got tiger blood, and he’s always winning.”

But Charlie reportedly didn’t make the annual Time 100 list, which is revealed tomorrow.

You think Justin made the list? Who else would you like to see on it? Was Charlie snubbed?

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Charlie Sheen Has Track Record of Dead Pets

Charlie Sheen, the formerly winning "warlock," is still on a rampage with ex-wife Denise Richards, saying he will keep trashing her during his stage show until the actress returns the dogs he has

accused her of stealing. However, a source with direct knowledge of the situation says Denise will never return the pets because she claims at least one dog and two lizards have died under his supervision in the past.

"You can trash Denise all you want, but one thing you can't say is that she doesn't love and care for her animals," a friend of the former sitcom star tells me. "These poor dogs were in a terrible condition when he gave them back to her."

As was previously reported, Charlie returned two pugs to Denise, but one of them died of malnutrition. Now, he wants the surviving dog back to be his companion on his tour bus. Denise, of course, has declined. During a Cleveland performance of his 'Torpedo of Truth' tour, Charlie led the audience in a chant of "f**k that b***h" aimed at Denise.

My well-placed source also delivers the shocking claim that Charlie is at least partly responsible for the deaths of two prized lizards as well at the now-Sober Valley Ranch.

"His Chinese water dragon died because he didn't take care of it and a while back, when he was married to Brooke, his bearded dragon fell in the pool and died," my source says. "Again nobody was watching the poor thing."

This latest attack on Denise comes after months of name-calling, public verbal abuse and ugly emails. All because Denise refused to allow her daughters, who she has full custody of, to be part of a Dateline special where Charlie wanted to show what a great parent he was after his twin sons got removed from his home.

"I know Denise well and if Charlie wants to continue slamming her in his show that's his choice. She is not backing down," a friend of Charlie's tells me. "What's amazing is how little regard he has for how this affects his children."

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Miley Cyrus Returns to Twitter and said: Thanks to Charlie Sheen

 

On March 29, Miley Cyrus did something she swore she'd never do again: She returned to Twitter.

Cyrus quit the social networking site in 2009, claiming it interfered too much with her private life,

and shut it down for good. She has since been Twitter-less -- until now.

Most recently, Cyrus tested the waters and tweeted via her producer Rock Mafia's page two weeks ago. "This is my new way to connect," she tweeted. "When I need to speak out I will tweet from @Rock_Mafia."

Just four days later, Cyrus opened her own account under the name "gypsyhearttour."

Cyrus mentioned that one of the main reasons she came back on Twitter was to follow Charlie Sheen, "Do not fear...the Sheenius is here!" I'm not gonna lie. I came back to twitter for 2 reasons. My fans and to follow @charliesheen #winning."

Her new Twitter account may be a promotional tool for her upcoming Gypsy Heart tour, but Cyrus has already slipped into her old routine, tweeting, "Yo guys! Its MC! Thank you so much for my KCA! PS I am taking over the Gypsy Heart twitter! Gotta keep ya posted on tour ... Lets get me back to as many followers as before!!!!!! SO EXCITED FOR TOUR I CAN BARELY STAND IT."

Cyrus' return to Twitter seemed unlikely since she recently told Australia's Sydney Telegraph that she does not tweet. "I do not social network, I try to stay out of it," she said. "I complain enough about people knowing too much about my private life, so to go out there and exploit myself would be silly and hypocritical."

Miley Cyrus' Gypsy Heart world tour kicks off in Quito, Ecuador, on April 29.

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