I'd love to swing my door open...

...and knock one of those twits on their crotch-rocket Yamaha or Suzuki clean off their bike when they drive directly on the yellow-dotted line in traffic or on an exit ramp.  They think they're being cool and smart by sneaking past cars stuck in traffic. 
Do me all a favor, go race one of your buddies and when you're coming up behind me, I'll sacrifice my driver's side door to knock you on your ass.  Stay in a lane.

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