Improve Memory?

  Does anyone have any ideas, tips, or tricks to improve memory, because I can't remember shit and it is starting to eat me up.  If this is something that happens to you as well, I feel your pain.  It's a hopeless feeling, similar to - well, similar to not remembering anything.  It sucks!

  Seriously though, it's not for lack of effort.  I want to remember things, it's not like I try to forget things.  Maybe it's because of the stress at work?  Doubtful.

  Time to go on the lift and try to raise an ancient basketball hoop 3" because it's 9'9".  Mind you, these hoops were custom made and probably weigh around 5,000 pounds.  Pray it all goes well.

Mr. Forgetful (courtesy of Roger Hargreaves)