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Thoughts.
- Churros are awesome. If you disagree, you're wrong.
- Costco brings out the gluttony in everyone. People were crashing into me left and right - to get to the free sample. Listen, you tubs of shit, it's a wholesale store that sells in bulk. Don't pretend you need to taste the guacamole right now before the free samples need to be refilled. You've had it before, I'm sure of it, so be civil.
- Old(er) lady with the yogurt dripping down her shirt (from the free sample) - relax, they'll give you as many free samples as you want, you don't need to chug the yogurt.
- Overweight lady with the spandex and hooker boots on - you're not impressing a single person with that outfit. Oh, and holding the hand of your fat, 70-something sugar daddy doesn't make you more appealing. You're a wreck.
- Every news channel - I apologize for the lack of news here in the states. It isn't like there were devastating tornadoes all over the southeast recently. The Royal Wedding coverage is definitely more important, because it affects us how? Cover sports, weather, and shit that pertains to the people of this country.
- Robinson Cano is an absolute beast. This guy hits whatever you throw up there. Two home runs in basically the same place, and both took roughly 3.1 seconds to leave the yard. A-Rod's GIDP on the first pitch with one out and the bases packed didn't help and they lost 5-3 to Blue Jays.
I am going to try to get some shut eye, but Nolan probably has other ideas. I hope it gets easier. He's a cool little dude but he's stubborn. He get it from his momma.
G'night.
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Sightings (and Listening's?); WWTBAM; Costco
At Applebee's, Lucy was our waitress, or was it Lisa - me and Lindsay had conflicting opinions since the girl mumbled so neither of us could comprehend. Her name came to us via the receipt - Lucirene. Not sure what that name means and I doubt I ever will since I can't even find an answer on the internet.
Listening's
A table away, a perky male waiter was asking two ladies what they wanted. He proceeded to call them ladies at the end of every sentence, in case they themselves had forgotten who they were. Then he floated on over to another table he was helping and called a woman "mami" - as in the spanish slang for sexy baby. That must have earned him a killer tip. He's lucky the guy she was with (who looked flamboyant) wasn't dating her, or he woulda got TKO'd.
Sightings
I got home the other day and our building was getting a UPS delivery. Day in, day out I see these (along with FedEx, PeaPod, and the ever present Kosher.com trucks) getting tickets courtesy of the NYPD traffic cops in their dark blue cars. It pisses me off to no end that they help meet their quota by ticketing these trucks - it's NYC dingleberries, where the fuck is a giant brown truck going to find a parking space?
I know the driver isn't paying, but poor UPS gets bent over day after day. What are their drivers supposed to do, drive around for hours waiting for someone to pull out of a parking space?
Give me a break, so get the people who roll through stop signs or speed down the road behind our building - the same one people walk across with their kids, dogs, or old family members.
WWTBAM
Who Wants to be a Millionaire is on right now, and I'd like to think that if I was lucky enough to get on that show, I'd make some pretty good money - and then immediately get smooshed by the government because I'd take myself to a whole new tax bracket.
I really commend them for changing the game play - random categories and random prize amounts until the final four questions. Brilliant.
Costco
Going to head up to wholesale giant Costco in a few to get some food in bulk so that when I'm away, Lindsay can eat normal meals (instead of cereal and Easter candy). After all, she needs to nourish our little boy.
We don't really have a shopping list, but she is good at curbing me from buying shit we don't need.
OK, time to take Nathan out and head to the store.
What the ****?
Hans - great deli but horrid with their spelling.
Long Islan? Where's that? Or better yet, what is that? A long hero sandwich?
Sanwiches? At least opt for "samwich". I guess they get their point across in ebonics
Coles law? Is that a bill passed by Congress? I certainly don't want no paper on my sanwich!
On a lighter note, the thunderstorms held off and I was able to shoot around this morning. If you wanna call it that - I made roughly 12% of the 300+ shots I took. But a wise man once told me "all great shooters keep shooting" (or I might have made that up). The wind was gusting but that's no excuse.
I worked up a sweat which was my goal.
Nice!
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Ball til I Fall
Shot hoops at 7:00 to 7:45 this morning. By myself. Felt good.
The final stretch I told myself I needed to hit three of five shots. I hit the first three so I took ten shots...hitting eight. All mid-range jumpers.
Felt pretty good about my game. Tell you what, chasing down your own rebounds for 45 minutes is a great workout.
It's supposed to t-storm tomorrow so I hope I'm able to get out there and shoot.
Time to head home to take Nathan out.
Longest Game Ever
We won 20-10. We had 25 hits. And it still feels like we lost.
The game only lasted three hours but man did it seem longer.
We'll probably hit a shit ton of traffic on the way home too. Which means ... I probably won't be able to ball out back. My plan is to start playing hoops early in the morning, like 6:45am, for like 30-45 minutes. It'll be a good workout I think. Playing solo and chasing the rebounds around. Sounds good to me.
I may peruse the internerd a little to get some ideas on how to maximize the cardio workout by drilling by myself.
I'd bring Nathan with me but I'm not sure he'd enjoy being tied to the fence.
Anyway, we're not on the parkway yet but I can only imagine what a disaster it'll be.
I want dinner but am not sure what I want. I hope Lindsay ate already because I probably won't be home til 8:30. Son of a bitch.
This damn bus driver is gross, he's been hocking loogies for like the past 15 minutes. Lucky me gets to sit behind him the entire way.
FUCK!!! Traffic on the shitty LIE is moving at a snails pace. F this ride. Oops, right over into the Jay-Z (HOV) lane. It's moving for now but I think there's traffic because of the sun setting.
My head hurts. Gonna have to cut this short, sorry. Enjoy the rest of the day.