Best Night of TV (Besides Thursday between 8 and 9)

That's when WIPEOUT airs on ABC.  Those "Big Balls", they're a killer.  It's really been a while since they've shown someone getting past those four giant things.  If you've never seen the show, please, do yourself a favor and watch it tomorrow night.

As for tonight, from 8pm to 10pm, there's some mighty fine shows on.  Here's a rundown:

8pm - The Middle - Brick is the best child actor on television, and he was on Conan last night.  Very much like his character on the show, kinda weird.

8:30pm - Better With You - Another show, pretty funny, the parents are the best part (Kurt Fuller and Debra Jo Rupp).  Nick Swisher's wife is in this show, too.

9pm - Modern Family - Get real.  If you've never seen this one, starring Ed O'Neill (Married With Children), I highly recommend this one.  Ty Burrell plays Phil Dunphy, an he's freaking hilarious.

9:30pm - Take a break, Cougar Town is on.

10pm - Happy Endings - A newbie to the Wednesday night circuit but it's a must watch.  A couple breaks off their wedding at the altar and makes things a little uncomfortable for their mutual friends.  Very, very funny.

Good night.  I hope you listen to me.  I wouldn't lead you in the wrong direction.