Sigh-tings; PPV Titles

Sigh-tings
- A man in the elevator removing his shoes one at a time and taking the soles out. shaking the dirt/gravel(??) out of them and putting them back on.  For this, I squealed I was trying so hard to hold off laughing in his old face.  Only in the Bronx.

- A 14-year-old (or thereabouts) at the baseball field decked out in the wristbands, an arm sleeve on one arm, nice new cleats, a decent glove and a white baseball.  He looked like a ballplayer but the problem arose when I saw him tossing a ball up to himself - only about 6 or 7 feet in the air - and he proceeded to drop every one.  Hey, at least he looked good sucking at baseball - and coordination.

- A Jewish street fair with a DJ decked out in a yarmulke pumping Jewish beats for all the revelers to hear.  All the women had jean skirts on and/or khaki.  There were a bunch of blow-up bouncy houses that all the kids loved.  Nathan, he didn't enjoy himself - I think the music was too loud and the generators keeping the bouncy houses up scared him.

PPV Titles
Alas, here it is again - the PPV porn movie title section of WRT.  This is a favorite of mine.  This time, I'll put the title and the description given.

"Big Tight Ebony Butts" - Black chicks have deep throats, big racks, and gorgeous behinds.  I'm guessing these behinds are a little too much for one man to handle.

"Hot Bitch Blackout" - Latinas, white chicks, and a horny MILF want big black meat.  A virtual abundance of races looking forward to meat that, if indeed black, is spoiled.

"Full Streams Ahead 2" - POV sex scenes.  I think this one's about a steamboat named "Man Meat" in a special boat lane for ships carrying more than 5 people.