An investigation for macho man dead

TMZ spoke with Randy's brother, Lanny Poffo, who tells us the wrestling legend suffered a heart attack while he was behind the wheel around 9:25 AM ... and lost control of his vehicle.

Earlier this month, Savage celebrated his 1-year anniversary with his new wife Lynn. Savage was 58.  Macho Man began wrestling in the WWF in 1985 and became a superstar with his trademark catchphrase "Ooooooh Yeaahhhhh." Savage was so popular, he became the spokesperson for Slim Jim in the mid '90s ... and became virtually synonymous with the brand.

UPDATE: Florida Highway Patrol tells TMZ ... Savage was driving his 2009 Jeep Wrangler when he veered across a concrete median ... through oncoming traffic ... and "collided head-on with a tree."

Savage was transported to Largo Medical center, where he died from his injuries. Savage's wife was a passenger in the vehicle during the collision -- but survived with "minor injuries." She was transported to a different local hospital where she was treated. 

According to officials, Randy and Lynn were both wearing their seatbelts at the time of the accident. Cops say alcohol was NOT a factor.  An investigation into the accident is underway.

Sigh-tings; PPV Titles

Sigh-tings
- A man in the elevator removing his shoes one at a time and taking the soles out. shaking the dirt/gravel(??) out of them and putting them back on.  For this, I squealed I was trying so hard to hold off laughing in his old face.  Only in the Bronx.

- A 14-year-old (or thereabouts) at the baseball field decked out in the wristbands, an arm sleeve on one arm, nice new cleats, a decent glove and a white baseball.  He looked like a ballplayer but the problem arose when I saw him tossing a ball up to himself - only about 6 or 7 feet in the air - and he proceeded to drop every one.  Hey, at least he looked good sucking at baseball - and coordination.

- A Jewish street fair with a DJ decked out in a yarmulke pumping Jewish beats for all the revelers to hear.  All the women had jean skirts on and/or khaki.  There were a bunch of blow-up bouncy houses that all the kids loved.  Nathan, he didn't enjoy himself - I think the music was too loud and the generators keeping the bouncy houses up scared him.

PPV Titles
Alas, here it is again - the PPV porn movie title section of WRT.  This is a favorite of mine.  This time, I'll put the title and the description given.

"Big Tight Ebony Butts" - Black chicks have deep throats, big racks, and gorgeous behinds.  I'm guessing these behinds are a little too much for one man to handle.

"Hot Bitch Blackout" - Latinas, white chicks, and a horny MILF want big black meat.  A virtual abundance of races looking forward to meat that, if indeed black, is spoiled.

"Full Streams Ahead 2" - POV sex scenes.  I think this one's about a steamboat named "Man Meat" in a special boat lane for ships carrying more than 5 people.

On to Phase 2; Lindsay's Night Out; Tiny Zoo; Pickup Football

On to Phase 2
With us having completed the regular season in the MAAC and finishing as the #1 seed for next weeks MAAC Tournament in Trenton, NJ (at the home of Yankees' AA affiliate Trenton Thunder), today is a day off.  I can't really say it's much needed since the rain earlier in the week coupled with commencement setup in the gym meant that we had two days off from practice (Monday, Tuesday) but it certainly isn't something I'm complaining about.

We had a game Friday and two Saturday with Iona, who always plays us tough, but took care of business and hopefully built up some momentum going into the four team playoff.  With the sweep, our regular season record is 21-2 in MAAC games (31-17 overall).  A pretty good year by any standards, but it really means nothing without some hardware at the end.

And that hardware is the MAAC Championship ring. 

The dogpile after the final out is recorded in the clinching game - that feeling (although I never experienced it as a player since our teams were slightly above average with talent and champions of boozing) was something I cannot explain.  It makes all the shitty practices at 6am in January with snow on the ground worth it.  It makes taking out and putting up the outfield fence (yes, we might be the only team in DI baseball that does this) worth it.  It makes not having music or a National Anthem (definitely the only school in the country not allowed to play it because the parks woman in charge is a complete piece of shit bitch) a little more tolerable.  But more importantly, it's something the players will never, ever forget.
We have a solid core of seniors, and for them, this is everything.  I just hope the rest of the guys realize what these four seniors have done for this program (almost 1,000 hits combined in 4 years) and play with a little pride for them (and themselves).  The most important thing though, is staying loose.  Remain focused on what it is we're there to do - win the whole fucking thing! (to quote the legendary Jake Taylor from Major League).  But we gotta stay loose, play loose, have fun, and just do what we've managed to do all year - win.

We just gotta go out there and do it.  Believe in ourselves. Trust one another.  And throw strikes and get good performances from our starting pitching.  When we go to the bullpen, we need tough SOB's coming into the game to get outs.  We need to scratch across runs anyway possible.  Solid defense needs to be paramount as well.

I can wax poetic about this and that and what everyone needs to do but in the end it comes down to one thing:  who wants it the most?

I'd like to think it's us.

Lindsay's Night Out
Last night was her first away from Nolan.  With me at a doubleheader until 5:30pm, my parents were nice enough to come in and help look after N & N while Lindsay got ready to go out for her friend Rosie's bachelorette party. 

She opted for the dinner portion of the party so she drove into the city to meet up with the girls.  She had some champagne and a glass of vino at dinner (at some Greek place on 60th) and got back to the apartment around 10:30pm. 

She had hangar steak, something I don't think I've ever seen her order at any point since we've known one another.  She never gets steak, but hey, I guess a baby makes you crave different things.

Overall she said she had a great time seeing everyone.  The next time we'll see them all is at the wedding in Syracuse sometime in June.  Jesse and Julia will be traveling with us to take care of the little man while we head to the wedding. 

Should be a cramped 5-hour ride to the Cuse.

Tiny Zoo (for iPad)
This game is seriously a safe version of crack.  The premise is simple - build the best virtual zoo ever!

And I am well on my way.  Call me a loser, go ahead - but you're a loser too because you're definitely checking it out right now.

I've got African elephants, jackrabbits, black bears, chimps, Indian rhino, red panda, an ocelot, cheetah, butterflies, and even a mustang.  I got plenty of shops and food vendors to keep my loyal customers happy.

I am currently waiting for the second expansion of my zoo to be completed (ETA 17h 50m) before I can add some more badass animals.
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Seriously though, this game is like crack.  Remember FarmVille for Facebook?  This is that times 1,285.  At least.

Pickup Football
There's a park behind my building where all sorts of crazy shit goes on (see previous posts about boy's softball) but right now, there's a pantheon of men (some young, some with a full head of white hair) playing pickup football.  Maybe they're hoping to get picked up if the NFL is looking for replacement players.  They scream, hoot, and holler - and part of me wants to join the game, but I think I'd be a little too intense for the older guys out there.  I might be compelled to put on on his ass (yes, even though it is two-hand touch).

Sunday mornings year round is football in Riverdale.  There's some yarmulkes (pronouced:  YAH-ma-ka) out there too - I think they know they'll never make it the NFL as a player (however, as an owner, they might have their day). NY Giants QB Sage Rosenfels gives them a little glimmer of hope, though.  After doing a but of research - read: Googling "Jews in the NFL", the results indicate there are quite a few Jews in the NFL (here's a list).  Pretty surprising names on this list - and a lot don't even sound Jewish.  I mean San Diego's long snapper David Binn (apparently Jewish) used to date Pamela Anderson for shit's sake!  Binn there, done that - like most of Hollywood.

Mazel tov!

OK.  Nolan's been sleeping in his lamb swing while I've been sitting next to him writing this post and he's finally starting to stir, so I am gonna get going.  Lindsay is feeling a little worn down lately, so she's still in bed (it's 9:33am, practically a hibernation on a baby's clock) so she is trying to recuperate a little bit.  It wears me out so I can imagine how it must kick her ass - home all day with the dog and the baby.  She enjoys it immensely, I know she does - but that doesn't mean she doesn't get worn out.  I am sure she'll read this when she wakes up - hopefully feeling a little better.

Til next time knuckleheads.

Full : Beyonce (Till The End of Time) New Song 2011

Full : Beyonce  (Till The End of Time) New Song 2011

Lonny Bereal Feat. Kelly Rowland - Favor (NEW SONG 2011)

Lonny Bereal Feat. Kelly Rowland - Favor (NEW SONG 2011)

Yelawolf Feat. Trae The Truth (Shit I Seen) Music Video

Yelawolf Feat. Trae The Truth (Shit I Seen) Music Video

Keri Hilson Feat. Nelly (Lose Control) MUSIC VIDEO

Keri Hilson Feat. Nelly (Lose Control) MUSIC VIDEO

Kirstie Alley Locks Lips With 'Dancing' Castmate, 21 (Photo)

Although he isn't going to win the coveted 'Dancing With the Stars' trophy, it looks like Romeo may have won something else. Kirstie Alley's heart.

The two were caught in a passionate lip lock outside of the 'Dancing' studios, raising some eyebrows. Could Alley, 60, literally have found her Romeo and be looking for love with her former co-star?

Sadly, no. The joke is on us. Alley took to Twitter to quickly squash any rumors that may have resulted when the photos emerged, saying "Romeo and I got bored today so we decided to put on a little freak show for the paps...... Hehe." She then later tweeted that it was "Romeos idea!... It was funny!"

Although they certainly would be a bit of an odd couple, you can't deny the passionate grasp Alley has on the young rapper. A relationship between these two could have been a May-December romance for the books, Romeo is only 21-years-old

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Amber Rose Responds to Kanye West's Coachella Diss

Amber Rose did more than just pose for a seductive pictorial in the July/August issue of King magazine, she also fired back at Kanye West for his public jabs at her. The Philly native responded

to the 'My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy' creator's diss towards her, which was caught on camera at this year's Coachella music festival -- he changed the lyrics of 'Stronger' to include, "I did anything for a blonde dyke, and she'll do anything for the limelight," in reference to his relationship with Rose.

Ironically, Rose was at the festival to show support for her new boyfriend Wiz Khalifa, a move that clearly didn't go over too well. The 27-year-old revealed that she was not only unhappy with his remarks, but blasts West for stooping to a level that she feels is beneath her. "It's just unfortunate that he said that in the song 'cause that's not the lyrics," she told the magazine. "I can say whatever I want about him. I can write a book or do whatever but I choose to take the high road. It's just unfortunate he has to constantly say s--t."

With a few good months of the new relationship under her belt, Rose explained that she is not only more comfortable with her fame but free to express her feelings. "When I was with my ex [West], I didn't have a voice. I was there and I was new to the fame. I didn't understand everything. Now I get everything. With me and Wiz, we show our love to the world. We don't try to hide it; we're not quiet about it. We're just in love and we're just happy and we want people to follow in our footsteps and not be afraid to be in a committed relationship."

Aside from her relationship, Rose is also focusing on entrepreneurial efforts, and is said to be releasing a line of sunglasses and shooting a reality show.

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Hats Off to Julianne Hough's Bikini Bod (Photos)

The star was spotted down in Miami earlier this month, sizzling in a hot pink bikini and she is back showing off her fit physique once again. This time she sat poolside in her blue and white swimsuit,

hanging with her sister, Sharee, and baby nephew, Quaid.

Earlier in the day she was seen riding her bike through the streets, keeping up her fitness routine in preparation for her new film, 'Footloose.'

Check more photos of the bike riding, bikini clad star below!

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Pink Angered Over Selena Gomez's Pastel Ponies

Selena Gomez is the one Disney starlet who's managed to stay out of the controversial spotlight but her latest music video shoot has another pop star seeing red.

Gomez was shooting the music video for her latest single, 'Love You Like a Love Song' yesterday alongside some not so natural co-stars -- pink tinted horses. But what girl wouldn't want a pink pony? Well, there's at least one chick who's speaking out about the equine issue.

"If there are any animal activists around Malibu- at Leo Cabrillo State beach, there are horses being painted for a stupid music video. Shame," singer, Pink, tweeted yesterday.

Although we doubt Gomez's camp crossed any animal rights boundaries, we can see why Pink would be concerned when it came to the pastel ponies. But according to E! Online, as long as the horses are painted using nontoxic products and are allergy tested before application, the American Humane Society sees nothing wrong with giving the four-legged friends a makeover.

"Artists should be more aware and responsible for their actions," Pink continued to tweet.

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Maria Shriver Confronted Mildred Baena About Affair

It wasn't guilt or the looming threat of the story coming out that made Arnold Schwarzenegger spill the beans about his affair to wife, Maria Shriver -- it was Shriver's intuition.

The former first lady of California had longstanding suspicions about the identity of Mildred Baena's son's father. According to a joint investigation by RadarOnline and Star, she finally asked the housekeeper, who had been working for the family for 20 years, if Schwarzenegger was her now-13-year-old son's father. Baena broke down and confessed. The website reports that Schwarzenegger only admitted it after Shriver confronted him.

"Maria has suspected this for a long time and she asked the housekeeper," a source told RadarOnline. With confirmation from Baena, "Maria then went to Arnold and he confessed."

There have been some conflicting reports that Baena threatened to tell all when the 14-year secret became too much, but a friend said that that was never the case. "She was upset with Arnold at the time and didn't know what to do, she thought about going public, but it was a fleeting thought. Ultimately she didn't want to hurt Arnold. But she also didn't want her employment to end."

In the end, Shriver was the one to unravel the truth, and Baena resigned in January "without animosity."

The former action film star and California governor admitted he had fathered an illegitimate child with a household staffer on Monday (May 16). Since then, sordid details about the affair, his mistress and their son have continued to emerge. Yesterday, Shriver hired top divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, although whether she will actually divorce her husband of 25 years is still unclear. 

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Rosario Dawson Breaks Up With Boyfriend

Actress Rosario Dawson and boyfriend, French DJ Mathieu Schreyer, have split, UsMagazine.com reports.

"They were always in separate places because of their careers," a source told the magazine. "I know her close friends did not love his personality. He wasn't that smiley type of guy."

"She broke up with him," a source tells Us of Dawson and Schreyer. "She was the one who ended it."

Another source said Dawson and Schreyer were "definitely together a few weeks ago at the Prince concert in L.A. They seemed really happy. They were kissing and there was a point in the concert where Prince was calling people up on stage and they were up there holding hands. They seemed very in love."

The 32-year-old 'Sin City' star confirmed she was dating Schreyer on 'The Tonight Show with Jay Leno in December 2008. She previously dated 'Sex and the City' star Jason Lewis.

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Justin Bieber Unveils New Women's Fragrance

After launching a successful Nicole by OPI nail polish line, 'One Less Lonely Girl,' the 17-year-old pop sensation has unveiled a new women's fragrance. Someday by Justin Bieber is a fruity floral

scent created by Honorine Blanc of Firmenich that will appeal to the 14- to 18-year-old core of Bieber's fan base, reports WWD.

"Let's be real, the way a girl smells is very important to a guy! I have such a deep connection with my fans, so creating a fragrance that I personally love is another way I can bring them closer to my world," Bieber told the fashion trade journal.

Poured into a clear glass bottle and topped with red and pink layers of hearts, the hot young star also reveals that he had an active role in designing the feminine fragrance, whose packaging resembles that of Marc Jacobs' Lola.

"They really let me take the lead on the entire project, because I know my fans better than anyone," Bieber explains.

Someday ($35-$55) fragrance, as well as a hair mist ($20) and body lotion ($25), will be available this June at retailers, including Macy's, Sephora, Belk and Dillard's.

Will you be spritzing on Justin Bieber's women's fragrance?

Tell us in the comments section below and click here to find out which stylish sisters are launching a nail polish line with OPI.

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Sarah Palin Blasts 'Disgusting' Schwarzenegger Affair

One former governor is scolding another, as Sarah Palin took an opportunity to comment on the family values of her fellow Republican power player, Arnold Schwarzenegger, now embroiled in an infidelity scandal.

CNN reports that Palin (who has sparred with Schwarzegger in the past: via Twitter, he once mocked her claim of seeing Russia from Alaska) was candid during a cable TV interview when asked about the Governator impregnating his housekeeper.

"I feel so bad for his children," she said. "It must be quite embarrassing for them....You know, it's an irresponsible and, really, a pretty disgusting thing that he did, pretty much denying that he had a child for ten years."

She added, "That's how I look at it. It speaks to his character. It's sad."

One of Schwarzenegger's children with his wife, their son Patrick, recently updated his @pschwarzenegger Twitter profile to read "Patrick Shriver."

Since news broke that the 'Terminator' star fathered a child years ago with domestic staffer Mildred Baena, Maria Shriver has allegedly enlisted a top Hollywood divorce lawyer. And TMZ reports that she has been quietly searching for a new condo for months.

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Party Season Celebrity Nail Color Ideas

Want a fab color splash to liven up your look? These party season celebrity nail color ideas furnish you with the hottest manicure options. Rock out your lovely nail art with confidence and fashionista charisma.

You're a girl who changes her manicure from one moment to the other? Then this parade of fabulous nail polish trends will definitely encourage you to expand the color palette you're working with. A perfectly applied hue can add some extra-glamor to your look.

Whether you prepare for a special event or would like to wow your friends with a lovely nail design use the party season celebrity nail color ideas as the perfect source of inspiration. Perk up your appearance with a super-cute accessory and keep an eye on the amazing red carpet appearances of your fave beauty icons.

Give your nails a quick revamp with bright hues. Choose nail polish formulas that guarantee the success of your manicure session. Trawl the market for collections that include all the must-try colors and match the right shade with your skin tone. Avoid wacky trends if you want to stick to a perfectly polished nail art. Go for a mono-colored design that allows you to flaunt your beauty sense. There's no need for pro painting skills to nail down a similar look. Drop a glimpse on the hot examples offered by Jessica Simpson or Keri Hilson who know how to mesmerize their fans with lovely party manicure ideas. Go bold with neon or radiant colors if you're not afraid of experimenting with the bright and bold color trend.

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Keira Knightley Covers 'Flaunt' Spring 2011 Fashion Issue

Keira Knightley covers 'Flaunt' for the magazine's spring 2011 fashion issue. As usually, the 26-year-old actress reveals a flawless beauty with perfect skin and sexy short hair. In the interview,

Keira talks about why she loves theater and returning to theater in 'The Children’s Hour', but also about independent films, jealousy, 'Last Night', and her future plans.

Keira Knightley always looks gorgeous whether she wears a casual, daytime outfit with jeans and cardigans, or all dressed up in a glam dress and sexy high heels on the red carpet. Her natural, classic beauty and flawless, fresh-looking skin have always been the envy of every girl. Now, the lovely 26-year-old actress rocks a different outfit on the cover of 'Flaunt' magazine for the spring 2011 fashion issue.

Inside the mag, Keira strikes a pose in an otherworldly pictorial, photographed in the historic AbneyPark Cemetery. In the interview, she talks about her career plans, 'Last Night' and why she loves theater.

"I suppose I like the romance of it, because you never see the same play twice. There’s something extraordinary about something that’s lost—that you will only ever see it for that night and that night only. You’ll never see it again, and it’s not recorded, and so it’s kind of magic," she told 'Flaunt'.

In fact, Keira is no stranger when it comes to theater. She comes from a theatrical family. Her mother is actress turned playwright Sharman Macdonald and her father is actor Will Knightley.

On returning on stage in Lillian Hellman's melodrama, 'The Children's Hour' Keira says that, "It’s so alive. It’s your job every single night to make sure that it’s working. And no one can come in and make sure that it does. That’s interesting because it means you’re incredibly focused for two and a half hours, and if something goes wrong, you have to find a way to get out of it. That can be quite difficult in front of 800 people, so it’s quite exciting."

As for Massy Tadjedin’s directorial debut, 'Last Night', which stars Knightley and Sam Worthington, alongside Eva Mendes and Guillaume Canet, Keira says:

"What I loved about Last Night was that if you’re an adult. You recognize at least one of these situations, if not all four of them. And what I loved about the piece as a whole is it didn’t impose its morality, its judgment on any of the people. It kind of requires you the audience to make up your own mind, to put your own life into the piece. I think that that’s actually quite rare with film, as you’re told exactly what to think about everyone that’s in it. This is nice because it’s kind of free and open. It will change depending on what sort of life experience you’ve had and where your morality lies."

'Last Night' tells the story of a married couple that while apart for one night, is confronted by temptation. This is a movie about making choices and give yourself physically and emotionally. Asked if she believes that males and females exercise jealousy in different ways, Keira says in the interview with 'Flaunt' that: "No, I don’t. I think that’s why I was really excited about doing a film like Last Night. I mean, my god, the stories you get from everybody. The whole crew, everyone, was trying to decide who was in the right and who was in the wrong. And people were like, 'This happened to me,' or, 'My wife did this or my wife did that,' and actually, what you find out is that we’re all pretty much the same."

The adorable actress admits she loves unexpected things. "I don’t like the safe options. I like things that have a fifty-fifty chance of me falling on my face. I like the magic when it actually comes together and people enjoy it, but the magic is only there because of the distinct possibility of failure. I find that romantic in a funny kind of way. It’s very unstable at the moment. Things are falling through, and coming back up, and to tell you the truth, I think with independent film, that’s always been the case. It’s a balancing act at the best of times, but it’s definitely a balancing act now. It’s sticking to things, and seeing what miracle happens, and where the money actually holds. It’s the personal reward, because I love making them, but again, selfishly, because I love watching independent films," Keira told the magazine.

Then, she adds that, "That’s why I got into the film industry. They’re the ones I love going to see, and I think my gang of friends are exactly the same. And [I also love making indie films] for the slightly hair-raising stake that you never know if the money’s going to hold—there’s always time constraints, and it’s difficult to get the finance, and that’s actually a quite exciting part of the process. They’re not always going to work. That’s the nature of the beast."

As for her future plans, Keira shares with the magazine: "Then hopefully, at the end of the year, I’m going to do a film with Joe Wright, who I did Pride and Prejudice and Atonement with, but given the financial climate, nothing is ever for certain, so I’m keeping my fingers crossed."

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Celebrity Bedhead Updo Hairstyles

Switch up your styling routine and nail down the chic celebrity bedhead updo hairstyles below. Wear your tresses in versatile ways to stay up-to-the-minute with the hottest hairstyle looks from Hollywood.

Use the newest trends in hair styling in innovative ways. Combine surprising effects to wow your admirers and skip the haute polished effect this season. The chic celebrity bedhead updo hairstyles below offer you the chance to experiment with a myriad of designs. Midi and super-long locks can be easily perked up with a cutting edge sculpting idea that requires neither pro skills nor complex formulas.

Natural texture took over the red carpet as more and more Hollywood divas are eager to embrace a low key and modern attitude towards hair styling. The secret to achieve a similar relaxed effect is to master the art of teasing and tousling. Use a few useful ideas on how to put together a look that radiates high street glamor and refinement in a modern way.

Braided hairstyles and ponytails

These intoxicatingly fabulous braids and ponytails will solve all your beauty dilemmas. In a quest for the perfect school and casual chic do it is wise to flip through this glam parade of celeb looks. Learn the art of pleating and get familiarized with the multitude of styling techniques. Wear a rich array of braided hair designs to keep your tresses versatile.

Inject a Boho chic allure into your do by leaving out a few flyaway locks. The relaxed texture of the braid will allow you to nail down the most influential bedhead updos of the moment. Furthermore, don't forget about loose ponytails that can definitely put you on the right track of becoming the next trendsetter. Use the warm season party events as the perfect chance to flash your style queen updos and half updos. 

Messy bun hairstyles

In the midst of the preparations for the festival season it is highly recommended to drop a glimpse at some of the voguish A-lister looks. Sculpt your uber-stylish ballerina or messy bun following a few simple rules. In order to make the look even more groundbreaking you can skip the use of flat irons and other hair styling tools. The buzzword here is texture. Take full advantage of your thin or on the contrary thick tresses and use them to build up a sight-pleasing hair designs that attracts immediate attention.

In spite of being considered low key in a stylish way and low maintenance these dapper updos can be also matched with a glam apparel to create a surprising contrast. Use bobby pins to secure the long-lasting hold of your strands and additionally you can experiment with the combination of different sculpting techniques. Braids, twists and other oh-so-chic sculpting ideas will enhance your hairdo with some extra-glamor. 

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Trending Now; The Sun?!?; The Blues

Trending Now
Thanks to our friends over at bing.com. I'll list some of the things the general public are searching for on the good old Inter-nerd.

- Maya Moore (women's basketball stud from UConn) - She's the first woman to represent Jordan Brand - yes, she's that good.

- Olivia Munn (actress) - She's been tapped for a role in HBO pilot (as of now) "More as the Story Develops", which will revolve around a cable news channel.  Sure, she's nice to look at, but HBO will not get my money.

- Next Top Model (TV show) - Who cares?  Brittani upset Molly.  Congratulations you waif.

- Mildred Baena - Ah-nold's baby momma.  Way to go you dimwit.  Just shut up and clean the house.  Looks like you could probably use a bigger size pair of pants, unless you're going for that "sausage in a casing" look.  Yeah, that's her with T4.

The Sun?!?
What the hell is the sun doing out here in the Bronx?  The last time he/she made an appearance was like 8 days ago.  I feel like I live in Seattle, or in a concrete rainforest.  Either or.

The Blues
Not as you'd think.  I'm talking about the music genre.

Nolan had a rough time falling asleep last night - I think it was last night - so I decided to take a seat in the glider in the bedroom and tune to Channel 887 - Blues.

I think I found a new kind of music I actually can relax and listen to (as opposed to my typically aggressive music/bands/songs).  I even found myself singing the words - to songs I didn't even know!  It's kinda like country songs, it's pretty predictable - there's a lot of repeat lines.

Here's a few of the songs and artists I was belting out last night, much to Nolan's approval (he ultimately passed out in my arms to the blues):

- Big Maceo - "Texas Blues" - sample lyrics: "Well, I'm goin' back to Texas, Just to ride this Texas train"
- Billy Ray Charles - "Johnny Walker Red" - sample lyrics: "I went to bed with Johnny Walker Red, And woke up with Bud Light"
- Muddy Waters - "Rollin' Stone" - sample lyrics: "Well, I wish I was a catfish, Swimmin' in a oh, deep, blue sea"

I mean this stuff is epic, life changing music.  I am officially a blues fan.  Not the recent shit (besides Joe Bonamassa, who's pretty damn smooth) because the recent blues they play on 887 is no good, not to me anyway.  I am going to do some research on the blues (and maybe buy Joe B's new album).

Nolan is sleeping in his lamb swing.  Take a peek:

In the zzzzz-one

Pippa Middleton Finds Pilates a 'Weekly Necessity' For a Healthy Lifestyle

Want a body (and admired bum) like Pippa Middleton? Pilates may be the first step! Pippa — and her toned physique — have been in the spotlight since she almost upstaged her sister, Duchess of

Cambridge Kate Middleton, at the April 29 royal wedding. And now the public figure’s workout secrets have been revealed!

It’s evident that health and fitness is important to both Middleton girls!

As reported in the media, Pippa likes to mix Pilates into her cardio routine which includes biking, swimming and tennis.

The recently crowned “Her Royal Hotness” frequents Pilates on the Go studio in Parson’s Green near her London apartment.

Pippa’s such a regular at the small studio, that she has a testimonial on the Web site!

“As someone who is always ‘on the go’, Pilates has been a wonderful escape from my busy lifestyle in London. Whether it’s 7 a.m. in the morning or 7 p.m. at night I always leave feeling calm, refreshed and invigorated,” Pippa shares. “Over the past few months I have noticed a huge difference in my core strength and posture and couldn’t recommend Margot more highly as an instructor. From breathing techniques, muscle toning to overall flexibility and relaxation, my Pilates sessions have become something of a weekly necessity that keeps me fit, happy and energized.”

Public fascination in Pippa has skyrocketed since she served as maid of honor during the royal nuptials. Guys want to date her and girls want to look like her.

Fascination with her bum, in particular, took the Web by storm with a Facebook page dedicated to the 27-year-old’s rear end. She was also received a $5 million porn deal offer.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Baby Mama’s Revealed

As more details unravel about the love child between Arnold Schwarzenegger and his former housekeeper, photos are emerging of the previously unidentified woman. Meet Mildred Patricia Baena, the 50-year-old former mistress!

TMZ reports the mother, who goes by Patty, was a housekeeper and assistant for the family for over twenty years. Among her responsibilities? Cleaning, doing laundry, cooking and various other household chores. In fact, she began to “pursue Arnold,” as per sources who dished to TMZ.

Not only did she pursue him, she also slept with him several times during the day in the house! She didn’t come clean to Arnold about being the father until her son was a toddler. Actually, TMZ obtained photos of the son who supposedly bears a striking resemblance to the former governor, especially in the mouth and teeth. The site decided to not reveal the boy’s identity who is now either 10 or 11.

After discovering his paternity news, Arnold treated her well as sources indicated he was “generous.” As for Patty who previously earned $1,200 each week from Arnold, well, she’s retired now and lives in a four-bedroom house with a pool. She lives outside of L.A. with her son and three other children.

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