Dear Kiss 105.3 KISS-FM (Ottawa)

Ottawa 105.3 - I understand one of your teams best and most well-liked players was traded to the home of country music, Nashville, but blaming Carrie Underwood for this trade is ludicrous - he moved bitch, get out the way.

By saying you're banning her songs on your station might have been a joke, but it's downright ridiculous.  I just scrolled through an on-air playlist and couldn't find one country song.  Needless to say, my wife and I will never be coming to Ottawa because she's a huge Carrie fan and you banning her music makes your city banned from our travels.

Maybe it is coincidental that he got traded to Nashville, where Carrie currently resides.  Why in the hell would they build a house in Ottawa if they planned all along to move to Nashville?  Maybe your team is just trying to clean house and start fresh, seeing how they are the second worst team in the NHL.  He was the leading goal scorer on your team? 

And you're blaming a country music star?  Get real.  Maybe the next step is getting rid of the arena in favor of playing on the Rideau Canal when it's frozen.

Oh yeah, and your radio station sucks!