Stupidity Still Abounds

Lindsay was down on the east side of Manhattan this morning.  She stopped in a Fivebucks Yuppiebucks Fourbucks Starbucks to get a tea.  And cue the stupidity:

Lindsay: "Do you have any teas that are decaf?"
Barista: "No, but we have some that are caffeine free"

Enjoy your 31 oz. trenta you idiot.